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we are too cute i can’t

We need to study the hormonal and neurotransmitter profiles of cyclists so we can uncover what fuels their pathological/psychosexual(?) need to be thrown to the pavement by completely avoidable obstacles.

Everything is bad but this is so good

“One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy” Out Now 🕷️ 🚨 itunes.apple.com/album/id181791…

the thought of having your private relationship aired out on tiktok to a song about feeling non-binary

wait ☹️

Believe women.

Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"

The concept of being diagnosed with autism at the Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars psych evaluation

Minnesota’s flags will fly at half staff in honor and remembrance of Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman. She woke up every morning determined to make Minnesota a better place, and she will be greatly missed.

Fuck those dogs too idc

“Was & still is timeless”

This was supposed to be her espresso

Oh boy a substack post by a 38 year old talking about how Gen Z doesn’t have sex i’ve got to read this

I’m addicted to horrible prose so I found the tiktok and went to the comments and let me tell you I was not disappointed

HELPPPPPP