*drives away from ur bullshit in a barbie jeep*

I just want someone to love me like Sophie Turner lovers her juul

If anyone was wondering, yes, I’m still a dumb bitch

Legalize siestas

Y’all are mad because the race of a fictional mermaid princess is not realistic.....just think about that for a moment and get back to me

Girls are like “it’s because I’m a Scorpio!!” No, Jessica. It’s because you’re a bitch.

I feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing ME

I may have finished a bottle of wine by myself last night, but at least I’m not out here selling It Works convinced I own a small business

Unpopular opinion: what this man did wasn’t bad. He wasn’t interested and didn’t pretend like he was. He saved you from wasting your time. It’s like the trash taking itself out. 🙃 Onto someone funnier and better looking.

Me when I finally work up the nerve to check my bank account and see my direct deposit has hit

H̶o̶t̶ ̶G̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶S̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ Fish Tube Fall

The Lizzie McGuire reboot is what we all needed but weren’t sure we deserved

Not sure who needs to hear this but VSCO isn’t a personality trait

Check on your FSU friends. We are not okay.

When people act like you need them but really you'd sell them to Satan for a couple of Olive Garden breadsticks lol bye

Someone still in college pls confirm: I'm at Alabama right now and oversized shirts/Nike shorts don't seem to be a thing anymore????