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Artaud

@porclown

Let the static ring through your ears; you’re in the right place. No smoking.

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calendar_today12-02-2023 15:45:39

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After a few days being beaten black and blue, tongues twisted and fiddles fiddled now I feel closer to it. Whatever it is…

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Ah sir, I see you’ve helped yourself to the Indonesian instant… how could I tell you ask? Well, the fact your hand is shaking more than a nervous kleptomaniac told me everything I need to know. No bother, Monsieur Plumb needn’t know, it can be our secret…

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Welcome… welcome, my abode is a bit worse for wear at the moment apologies, just move John out of the way he won’t mind. Just wave some coffee under his nose n he’ll be good as gold…

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Ah hullo sir, apologies about the mess, I was trying to start the brewing of the morning pot when some ghastly arachnid crawled out of the woodworks I say, damn near the size of that tea cup sir… one of gods wonders