Haters gonna hate 🤷🏼‍♀️

Me when my dog's tennis ball rolls under the couch

Without fail…

There are two types of dogs... The ones that sleep at your feet, and the ones that sleep on your pillow like they paid the mortgage.

“That treat was a trap, Janet. A soapy trap.”

Dog pooping math:

Every task is now a group project.

"You claim I'm barking at nothing, yet we haven't had a single intruder. Do the math."

It’s like they’re making sure you’re still having as much fun as they are.

Was it luck or was it fate? 🥹⁠

"Being a dog parent isn't stressful at all!" - Julia, 35

Do something special with your dog today ❤️

Just call him Pawblo Picasso

The bark says “guard dog,” the face says “snuggle enthusiast.”

My dog enjoying the delicious meal he prepared for himself while I wasn't home:

Thousands of years of evolution…for this diva to refuse wet paws.

Watching Mom eat a bag of chips while I wait for my 7pm serving of dry brown rocks

If the person you send this to doesn't reply in 30 seconds, they owe you a puppy.

Who’s signing my petition? ✏️

We both creak a little when we get up now, but I still see my little floof.