trump administration thus far consists of watching someone load several dozen chekhov's guns while loudly insisting they will never go off and that anyone who says they will is soy and gay

craziest thing about the latest AJ & big justice video is you can tell they only had the rizzler for an hour & had to shoot around his schedule

that divorce album is gonna be the first good TSwift album in AGES

r/gaylor today

your english teacher and your gym teacher are taking an already funny script and riffing on a level that is fricking sublime

become so hot they post about you on creepy dot org

this is the most "my mom" movie ever made

taylor swift yet again trying to steal the spotlight from my close friends story softlaunch

YORGOS YEAR!?!?!

ryan gosling is taking an already funny script and riffing on a level that is fricking hillarious

sorry this is egg posting

me logging onto twitter tn after spending two hours offline at a concert

people are acting like this is a billionaire’s mansion when in reality this house probably belongs to a primary care doctor in Arkansas who is estranged from his family

my new theory is that trump has a very treatable old people illness but he's refusing to use modern medicine because RFK has fully converted him into being a herbal supplements/natural medicine guy and he's gonna wither away at an alarming rate like steve jobs

For the most part I could care less about the Sam Mendes Beatles Quadrilogy but I am fucking PUMPED for the Ringo movie. Gonna be awesome to spend two hours hanging out with zonked out Barry Keoghan drumming & singing about the power of friendship and wacky deep sea adventures!!

judging by runtime and logline alone I am now certain that mona fastvold has infinitely more swag in the director’s chair than Brady Corbet

normie femcel American Pie

Good news we are only 204,720 American Pie(s) until the end of the Trump Presidency