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I periodically update this google doc that has almost every twitter meme template from over the years. If the ship goes down you can hold onto these overused jokes, as a treat docs.google.com/document/d/1Mv…

I know everyone’s busy fighting over Adele and Beyonce but we’re already celebrating over here 🇵🇷 🌴

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

Rewatching Abbot Elementary, as one does, and I just love this little bit of growth from the pilot to the season finale. She did it 🥹 #tweetyourdrafts

Listening to the Crimson Peak soundtrack while reading Mexican Gothic is the best idea I’ve had in a while. #tweetyourdrafts

If twitter is gone when I wake up, this was a supremely fun and annoying place. If twitter is still here when I wake up, I’ve lived through y2k and an prepared 🫡

Please the hidden replies 😭 😭

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

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Kat Hooked On Polish

Pedro Pascal and Paul Mescal in the same movie and doing press together could cure my depression

The way this is genuinely my only resolution

Tweeting this for posterity, I think the twist in Trap is that Josh Hartnett is also hunting the butcher for killing his wife. Idk she wasn’t in the trailer and that is all I need for my theory.

How can I get myself off of T*ylor S**ft twitter? I keep seeing her fans dogcrap takes on my timeline and I have only so much strength left to ignore the stupidity

Alicent walked in crying let’s be real