No cat was harmed in the making of this clip. But I did laugh. A lot.

Thread of how my day went yesterday; I saw this cute puppy running around a parking lot, he looked hot and tired so I put him in my car & waited for owners to come looking.. they never came

TWO weeks until #PornoDay is back. The countdown begins...

As promised here is the floaty sack dress I am currently in love with rstyle.me/~9XBvs

#BelindaIsBack

Apparently being an adult means googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.

The winner of my Asos order-Dark Pink Burn Out Leaf Mini Dress rstyle.me/~9Yrba

Listening to the last episode of My Dad Wrote A Porno for third time now and its still as funny! Would you like a barrette, a gimp mask or .. :D

I say this about every midi dress but this one is what my dreams are currently made of rstyle.me/~a0ki9

"Lets say" all I want for lunch today is distressed lettuce leaves and blue cheese fish mouse 😂 My Dad Wrote A Porno

You never regret a workout, only the fact that you have to wash your hair.. 😂

I have listened to My Dad Wrote A Porno last episode 3 times today because I have separation anxiety and can't wait til 2018 for more porno days!

Dear Apple, No one uses the word “ducking”. No one. Thank you!

Love this! Sure it’s home but Tallinn Airport is also the nicest ever! x.com/tllairport/sta…

Isn't a Christmas tree just a regular tree in full drag?

Dear NAMSHI Can you please explain what is it with your Customer Service not being able to provide stock info e.g how many pieces of certain size you have left? It makes absolutely no sense?!!

Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we don't sell kids assault rifles' or, more simply, 'don't use me to argue for more guns, Dave.'

"Mr. Zuckerberg, this next question is from my niece who is very good at computers."