Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember.

Best part of winning the college girls pool?! Beating Nikki Giancola. #maybenextyear #neverrootforunc #remember2005 #effseanmay #foulonaugie

signs of true love: he eats all the drummettes because you love the flats. #wingspredictlove

$100 layover tab. Indicator for the weekend?

fuck. I've never felt taken advantaged by Uber until tonight.

what's a female friendly ride hair service

shame b/c I use Uber religiously. first night I felt taken advantage of

Hey Lyft how are you in the Chicago suburbs?

so Uber tried to make it up but still cost more than the original amount

I'm pretty transparent and pay for at least 2 Uber trips a week.

PSA for tonight: Please read any tweet about the debate out loud before you post it to make sure it doesn't sound ignorant. K thanks.

It's the 15th anniversary of #Serendipity. ❤️ Flasback to the 2001 premiere with Kate Beckinsale & John Cusack: share.ew.com/nC9Dt31

The view from heaven: A father looks down on his Cubs. herald-review.com/blogs/mark_tup… #dechr

This is not a drill. RT for your chance to win tickets to #WorldSeries Game 5 at Wrigley Field. #FlyTheW

“There’s no tomorrow after tomorrow. ... If you lose, you go home. If you win, you’re a hero." - Anthony Rizzo

So well written. #respect x.com/ananavarro/sta…

This might be our brexit

man, following illini bball recruiting is an effin' gut punch.

when did I stop being an egg? this makes me want to put a real pic up.