Me calmly responding to someone calling me a bundle of sticks in a trench space last year.

The morning after screwin around with these triflin ass markets

GM! Shake the phone and the people stop moving.

Me trading my life away while women are becoming millionaires from showing their buttholes.

Realizing in 20 years I'll probably be sitting in my recliner like "NO SON OF MINE IS MARRYING AN AI CHAT BOT, MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN TWO HUMANS" and my kids will be like "omg dad you are so robophobic"

GN!

How I realize it's time to close a trade.

GM! POV: Told bro to invest last week

Shohei Ohtani just played the best baseball game of all time.

The 3 things keeping me going in a bear market.

GN! "Dad what kind of music did you listen to back in the day?" Me:

Every window hides a story. Some are laughing, some are breaking - all just living another night. We’re so close, yet know so little about the lives glowing beside ours.

GN! There is someone your age living their last day on this Earth wishing they had the time you have. Do it sad. Do it tired. Do it embarrassed. Do it alone. Do it confused. Do it scared. Do it heartbroken. Do it unmotivated. Do it because you can!

Manifest a day where your current monthly salary has become merely a stop loss.

Don't let anyone convince you that the details don't matter! It's the difference between: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And Helping your uncle jack off a horse

GM! When I tell people I'm in crypto, but they think I'm rich.

Simple times

Doctor just said I'm "the most artistic person he's ever seen" Moms crying rn (she's so happy).

Told my crypto crush to ape into a new memecoin this morning. She replies back with "aw tysm" How TF did she know I have that?

GM! Me coming back after getting liquidated for the third time