Being an astronaut is so cool, i wonder how much maths you'd have to learn to become one.

I can’t believe a sitting president of the United States just threatened genocide and the official democrat account prolly gon tweet out a tik tok edit

9-5 employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

money being tied to unlocking life experiences and opportunities and fun in general is so infuriating why is life behind a paywall

My shoulder angel and devil frenching as I get choice paralysis in the soap aisle

this is my version of an egot

fuck a running club. i'm gonna start a walking club. bring your walking shoes and your grandma with her walker . we're gonna be gentle with the ankles

accidentally compared apples to oranges and it was no big deal. they have some similarities and some differences

what doesnt kill you makes you zone out mid conversation

The thing is that the character of Dennis Reynolds truly did require a juilliard trained actor

You want me to use the Socratic method? The thing that killed Socrates?

does anyone know how to make this happen. has anyone looked into this

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

guess we just have to endure and endure and endure and wait and wait and wait

your honor i didn’t have breakfast on the day in question

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

Ryland Grace being a failure is so inspiring to me personally

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

I pay my taxes I love oatmeal