frick your zodiac sign what's your favorite pizza topping

pizza man arriving > direct deposit hitting

Does your bf show up to your house unannounced with pizza or do I have to?

Dating someone who pushes you to eat more pizza is honestly more important than anything else im serious

Just found out that relationships not centered around pizza actually exist. Shocked, confused. Do not text

at any given moment i promise you i’m thinking about pizza

is your boyfriend surprising you with pizza or do I have to?

I wish my butt was as big as my appetite for pizza

girls be glowing differently when they’re being treated to the right amount of pizza

A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning". It also means "get up it's time to order a pizza."

I had a "bad day" yesterday. Instead of a brutal act of violence, I simply popped some of these boys in the oven

self-medicating with pizza

this pizza radiates comfort

get in loser we're ordering pizza n loving ourselves

Timeline is bleak. Consider this an interlude

I don't have red flags, I have fun facts about my pizza intake

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a pizza hut down there

if you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from ordering yourself pizza, not relationships.

stuffed crust is important for your health