Member of Parliament for 23 years, Deputy Premier for eight years, Premier of Tasmania for three years, and apparently he's only just hearing about the state's lack of public health funding. #politas

Sam Kekovich is actually right. the club shouldn't place the winners of a national competition on the same level as a bunch of blokes who won a suburban Melbourne competition.

fuck yeah. we're getting an ADHD hospital! #politas

Leigh Montagna has that horrible Eddie McGuire habit of calling what he thinks is about to happen, instead of calling what actually happens. #AFLDonsSuns

someone needs to make an ‘Erin’s Beef Wellingtons’ song to the tune of ‘William’s Wish Wellingtons’. youtu.be/PrGSuW5NuOA?si…

I get that committing 7 minutes of your time to a radio interview abt perth local govt beef is a big ask But I need you all to trust me that this is one of the most fantastic broadcast meltdowns you will ever hear in your life. Clarke & Dawe grade. abc.net.au/listen/program…

blows my mind that people look at today's weather and think 'this is why we need a roofed stadium', not 'this is why we need a roof over the head of every homeless Tasmanian'. #politas

There are so many things that divide us as Australians, but I really thought 'Big Jet Plane is boring, derivative nonsense that ranks easily among the worst Hottest 100 winners' was something we could all agree on. #Hottest100

hope Irene didn’t relapse at the Logies after-party.

What do ref shortages have to do with the Chargers spending beyond their means for the past decade? It’s not up to Basketball Victoria and its clubs to supplement Hobart’s travel costs, when BV is doing Hobart a favour by even letting it enter a Vic comp in the first place.

Just corrected someone who said Britney’s Toxic was a 90s song. Peak gay.

You know what’s funny about the clowns advising Dean Winter? They look at the 2010-14 Labor/Green coalition and think ‘that Greens deal set us back a decade’, when the deal was only necessary in the first place because voters were already abandoning Tas Labor in droves. #politas

Of all the platforms Dean Winter could have chosen to break his silence, he chooses the gronk who can’t even spell the name of his own show correctly? #politas

10/10. no notes.

16 free throw attempts in his first two preseason games, after averaging less than three FTAs per game over the past two seasons. you couldn't make this shit up. #NBL26

Venn diagram of men with car/sunglasses profile pics who write Izak Rankine-themed tweets about how ‘your not allowed to say nothin no more!!’, and men who object to Mitch Brown being allowed to publicly state ‘I’m a bisexual man’.

Honestly beggars belief that we’re sitting here, a mere 24hrs after deciding it was stupid to boo Isaac Quaynor for being a victim, collecting debating whether Cam Rayner is worthy of scorn because he’s the victim of pre-meditated hit 100m behind play. #AFLCatsLions

10/10. no notes.

these examples would be a lot more impressive if the student hadn't lifted the entire argument from S02E03 of The West Wing.

Have you considered paying Kawhi Leonard to be an ambassador?