people getting their cats concrete slabs. This is trend, but why do cat enjoy slab?

Daniel 🇮🇪 x.com/wideawake_medi…

The problem, Howard, is I have a daughter applying to colleges this week. She has a 4.0 GPA, has sailed oceans, hiked deep into the wilderness, competed in varsity athletics, logged countless volunteer hours, secretary of the honor society, president of…the list goes on and

JoelBriden Actually I have a secret back titty that only emerges when I'm Snow Groyper

northern snow hog

DEPORT ALL TEENS

A reminder from Foxford

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All of those zoomers with the broccoli haircuts from a few years ago are 50 years old now

The time of the zoomer is over. It's time for the next generation of young people to take the spotlight. They're on Glork the newest app and Beni Bettano is the biggest star with 50 million followers. Everytime she Glirkstreams the entire internet goes crazy

"good morn and afternoon i am your alarm clock today it is time to wake up and read matthew seven verse twenty one ok love you have happy day"

I thought i had taken it to absurd lengths when I made this