she truly changed history here😭

The Kawaii Anime Girl Iceberg Explained (Layers 5 to 7)

It's kind of sweet how the word "flashlight" starts with an F and the F key is so close to WASD. It's a match made in gaming heaven. 🥰

I followed Bill Gates on LinkedIn because I'm interested in hearing what he has to say.

Aside from 172 deaths, no one was harmed during the incident.

This is like in a video game where it gives you a ton of items and you know there’s gonna be a tough boss in the next room

"Mummy I'm scared! The Knock Knock Man said he was going to hurt you!" Mate that's a load of utter shite. 😂 Now go back to sleep ya daft wee cunt.

Had to censor the word "kill" so my new YouTube video "When Fleeing Suspects Win Darwin Awards" doesn't get demonetized 💔😢

Yoooooo I thought these guys died since their shit was in black and white! Awesome to see they're still out here making content 🙌

Ted Kurt here and I'm in the situation room right now. Things are looking a bit bad

MFW I'm standing in line at a new fast casual restaurant, simultaneously trying to understand "the procedure" while also deciding what I'm going to order.

(loudly the moment the zoom meeting begins) how did it go at the doctor this morning Melissa? everything ok?

Love Island is great, but why limit the cast to hot young people? Let's get a season with real-deal Florida swingers or Portland polyamorous types. Let's get a season where everyone has SEVERE social anxiety.

I bought shoes that didn't have holes in them, wore my nicest fat guy shirt, and only talked about video games for 30 seconds out of our 2 hour date. Regardless of the outcome, I can hold my head high knowing I tried my best. ☺️

I told some folks that I haven't tried Ryan's loaded scrambled egg breakfast box yet and they called me weird and took pictures of me.

[running my hand through the chip bowl at the party] Mmm, these have such a good texture ☺️

A customer today told me they didn't have a 10/10 shopping experience. Not gonna lie, as a manager that's the kinda shit that keeps you up at night. That's the kinda shit that makes you drink.

A Wendy's near me switches to takeout only after a certain time, and they block off the dining room by piling up tables and chairs like it's a video game dungeon.

I dreamt that there was a spider the size of a tennis ball in my place that was shooting projectiles.

Coworker: Weekend was pretty chill. Cut the grass, did some edging— Me: Yeah I did some edging too, LOL. Do you know what gooning is?