The first person a misanthrope hates is himself.

Current scenes in Delhi or, as I like to call it, Jashn-e-Rekha.

Following routine(s). 'Being normal' is muscle memory.

I barely use GPT, but when I do, I make it a point to troll it. (Also, my dear machine: kandhe pe baith ke kaan mat kha.)

About half of all jobs in capitalist economies are considered pointless and unproductive, i.e., they are socially useless, according to the people who hold them. David Graeber argues that this is by design. In his book, Bullshit Jobs: A Theory, Graeber posited that the ruling

lol, I'm so relieved to know that I'm not the only one with this problem! (I had to eventually use a towel or else I'd have run out of t-shirts.) Of course, IYKYK.

I always used to get jealous seeing others sharing high AQI figures. But today is not that day.

FUCK YOU, DELHI. WHAT IS THIS BS? BRING YOUR A-GAME, AND SHOW ME SOME FOUR-FIGURE MAGIC. YOU'VE DONE IT IN THE PAST, AND YOU CAN DO IT NOW. Alexa: Play Lakshya's title song.

Boggles my mind to think that Sunil Gavaskar can't take names. Isn't that the literal job of a commentator -- to take names? What an awful, spineless world we live in.

Bollywood is an unending joke or, maybe, just infinite jest.

Wow, #TIL. Interestingly, KA Abbas graduated from AMU with a bachelor's degree in Eng lit in 1933. Surely, his paths would have crossed with Martin's? I'd have never thought that two of my favourite people -- in v different fields -- could have anything in common!

Giving the Indian father treatment to ChatGPT.

Did that six by Pandya over long off remind anyone of Kohli's iconic six against Pakistan in the 2022 World Cup? Funnily enough, Kohli hit that on the fifth ball of the 19th over, just like Pandya, and the batsman on the other end was ... Pandya.