Insane news your MAGA relatives are being served.

The Netflix show FUBAR adds a new Kids in the Hall cast member each season.

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Had my first TSA pat down, feel like a real American now. Also, he was very gentle.

Got a “Go Birds” in the O’Hare men’s room, so this trip is going great.

Officially in Bismarck, ND and the first guy we met told me the government caused the flooding in Texas to get to the lithium underneath there.

I’ve read a bunch of “packing essentials” travel articles and I’ve never seen anyone include mine, which is: don’t forget a Sonos Roam so you can listen to your dope shower beats.

not to brag but what a time to be childless

So good news, I saw a bison today.

I call this one: Colleen and the Prairie Dogs

she was so funny for this

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1583

I met another Puerto Rican here, thereby doubling the boricua population of Bismarck, ND.

Fellas I’m not the shoe police, but can we stop wearing these? They are not appropriate for any event except maybe a bail hearing for drunk and disorderly in Panama City.

After a week here I can’t recommend Bismarck as a vacation destination, there’s not enough to do without driving extensively. But if you are here for some other reason it’s laid back and more diverse than I expected. All that said, I highly recommend the fossil dig we joined.

Got a compliment on my Spice Girls shirt in the airport, so today’s going great.

Delayed at O’Hare, wonder if they have a Portillos.

Chainsaw Award voting is open. The best award show on the internet and you get to vote.

The B&N Criterion Sale got me this year.

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