Oh to be but a simple man brushing a crow

I'm aware my website is currently down and I'm working to resolve it, hang tight ^^

does anyone still listen to music on soundcloud?

New #DadNoises just dropped: woaaaahhhhhohowhoahoho. whoaheewoaheewoaheeewoah. woaahingwoahingwoahingwoah. woahhhh the fuck does my knee hurt? (pause) (to himself) don't swear, therese. ...ohowowohwohohwohohwow. (pause) (begins singing a song) - My dad making toast

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happy #InternationalAsexualityDay. remember aces, you share an orientation with some of the worlds greatest heroes: jesus christ, santa claus, siddhartha gautama, ash ketchum, hello kitty, the concept of dao,

Do you think Decidueye's full name is Deciduous Eyeball

マス…ウォロさん、ワンチャンあり？！🥺

✨ MOVE OVER WHITNEY ✨

Are Hooters wings actually good? I'm trying to describe America to my German friend

dating game show but they purposefully make one of the contestants a serial killer

just saw oppenheimer... loved the part where josh peck said "it's oppen time" and set off the atomic bomb