good luck to any fellow goblins starting school on this fine day 😔 it is an evil day but you all will do great

Me: babies.. ew.. nasty, gross Jenna Joseph: *is expecting* Me:

Sometimes I just wish I was a lil worm squiggling around in some mineral-rich soil after a nice light rain fall. Is that too much to ask?

The stickers on this car are sending me lmaoo what in wine mom hell..

I love Brad Leone. That's it. That's the tweet

I wish being short were a capital offense so I could be executed solely because I'm under 5'5"

I know I'm late but I'm really surprised by Ludens 😳 it kinda slaps

Telemachus at the beginning of The Odyssey

Happy birthday 2 my favorite gremlin 🍠🦌

I haven't tweeted in a month oop. Head empty

Wombats are just.. koalas if you put them on the ground. that made more sense in my head

I like AM but I can never listen to that one song where he's like.. kin with household objects. It makes me deeply uncomfortable

ever see an art style that just screams 'this artist has committed heinous crimes'?

port-o-potties radiate such evil energy, saw one in the middle of a field earlier today and gotta say, scarier than any horror movie

My dog staring at me across the room while I pretend that I can sing like Ben Platt for the 1100th time in one day

hey uh... i have 4 days till i can pay this, the person doing the transportations has been kind enough to let me pay half of the total now and the other half later but until now I have only raised around 50€, im really desperate now, im sorry for begging

Not the most flattering pictures but boy are they good haha. Thank you Chef John! :)

All of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' discography sounds royalty free

hey all, would I be able to get my Duolingo streak back 🥲? It's finals week for me and I lost my 150 day+ streak. Username is PlanParadox. Thank you!!!