In New York, New York doing some show prep. Paul Rudd on the show today

I think everyone loved this skit we had about Maple Syrup cartels, except Canada- is.gd/OK2ZDa

In New York, New York tonight.

I will defer my hosting duties to John Oliver in the Summer while I focus on movie directing. Don't miss me too much, Fox News.

In New York, New York this morning.

Per John Hodgman on mergers, "TBTF is the rich man's YOLO." I just hope it's not as abused as YOLO though

In New York, New York.

So I've interviewed Neil DeGrasse Tyson twice yet my show opening, the globe is still orbiting the wrong way. We're desperate for funding...

"The matzah sucks so bad, they had a robot bring it to you."

I'm not in New York, New York right now.

John Oliver is holding it down while I'm away. He's more than capable to entirely replace me, honestly speaking.

Still not in New York, New York

On the question if I watch Jon Oliver hosted shows, "...it's like watching someone have sex with your wife's desk."

I'm currently in New York, New York

For the first time in a few months I will be doing some show prep. Taking the show back from John Oliver

John Oliver did a kick ass job hosting during my absence and is definitely more than capable of replacing me.

"Calling what you do debate is like calling pro-wrestling an athletic competition."

I am in New York, New York

On my return back to The Daily Show, "It's like I never left."

"I've missed you so much. You don't know what it's like in the real world. Nobody applauds every stupid *bleep* thing that you do."