Reality will hit hard tomorrow #funweekend

Hey #Seattle - headed back your way again soon for Paradiso: paradisofestival.com

Raining diamonds, tight. bbc.com/news/science-e…

Giving a Richard Sherman-like interview after a subpar performance in an intramural game. #TFM

Virginia to win it all #MarchMadness

300 pages of stress report editing, time to go recover my brain at the gym... #worklife

So, the world's biggest aircraft is RC-controlled & funded by the lead singer of Iron Maiden wrd.cm/1gMeIng

That is PURE EVIL!

If you're ever sad, just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow...only to end up being a @JustinBieber notebook...

We rolled out the first #Boeing 787-9 #Dreamliner for Air New Zealand featuring the NZ Fern mark bit.ly/1q6MuF5

Pic: newly revealed first all-black Air New Zealand #Boeing 787-9 #Dreamliner outside of our Everett paint hangar

garlic crush playing some hard techno right now, making this gyro that much better. #lovinit

If you have never worn blu blockers on a sunny day, you should probably get on it. Amazing. #gorgeglasses

Hooking up with somebody out of your league is like visiting another country...make sure you take lots of photos to show your friends.

Dammit. I wanted Stephen Colbert to replace Me.

Sky's out thighs out

Every day this week is going be the same backwards: 4/12/14 4/13/14 4/14/14 4/15/14 4/16/14 4/17/14 4/18/14 4/19/14 #mindblown

Easter Eggs for adults!

Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling beer, I want no part of it.

Fremont has the best hiking beers ✌🏼Fremont Brewing