beloved actors dying young but the old ass demons who are ruining the world are still kicking

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠 When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education. After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading. It’s past time for a change. 🌊

frozen yogurt shops used to be packed to the brim with preteens

300 mg caffeine and no breakfast

This tweet will be relevant till the end of time

💔🇮🇷 BREAKING: The U.S. & ISRAEL murdered 57 elementary school girls this morning

I hate when I tell someone I get migraines & they tell me they get headaches too. No baby, I said I get migraines. Those are two very different things.

men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.

Over easy egg on pizza was actually a 10/10

またアメリカ人がチーズの暴力をしています。 彼らは世界中の人間がチーズ依存症になるまでチーズで人々を殴り続けるつもりみたいです。 私はチーズ警察として彼らの悪行を世界中に暴露します。

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

The DOJ is now 111 days overdue to release the Epstein files.

i swear to god if my car needs gas one more fcking time

Whatever he did on that island must be HORRIFIC.

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

Wait so his routine is to get up, get ready, eat, and then work out nonstop for the entire day? Does he not like... take care of the baby or perhaps like, have a job? 😭

a win for ALL WOMEN TODAY. FINALLY.