men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

Yes I was behind the DJ booth but only as a cultural anthropologist

you should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night

sex is beautiful bc you’re not on your phone

BE YOUR AUTHENTIC SELF … OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU you have 24 hours

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

I hope this email finds you rock hard

i think i’m gonna start drinking milk again madi . “THE MAYOR”

I can never tell when it’s the freak or the chef I feel so bad

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

Is this anything?

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing

I LOVE SUMMER. I LOVE SUMMER SO MYCH I COULD CRY

when is Job Island

We need Talk Tuah now more than ever

turning evil #EVIL