Improvised weapon of the week: a frying pan. Crack those suckers when they try to jump out and chomp you, just like ... http://4rd.ca/aaabqh

What was the craziest Piranha-related death, one that you told everyone about the next day? http://4rd.ca/aaabrn

Hey Piranha fans, you got an iPhone? Download the free Piranha Shredder app! http://4rd.ca/aaabr4

Piranha's Riley Steele is the favorite to win the Oscar for "Best X-rated Actress in a mainstream role." (previously... http://4rd.ca/aaabuy

Are you a Piranha Assassin Extraordinaire? Blast those vicious little suckers right out of the water with our exclus... http://4rd.ca/aaabvl

Caption contest! What's the Forrester family talking about while trying to shimmy their way to safety? http://4rd.ca/aaabv4

Things that are awesome: large men using outboard motors as weapons of mass fish-struction. http://4rd.ca/aaabwZ

Obviously Piranha is full of life lessons that you can use every day, but what's the most valuable thing you learned... http://4rd.ca/aaabxN

Have a little entrepreneurial spirit in you? Listen to Derrick and Drew dish advice on how to be a self-made man! http://4rd.ca/aaabzq

Piranha is available on 3D Blu-ray, standard Blu-ray and DVD! Check out all three formats at Amazon.com http://4rd.ca/aaabzy

Jake Forrester to win the Oscar for "Worst Babysitter in a Supporting Role," for leaving his little siblings in Pira... http://4rd.ca/aaabBE

Watch the cast & crew discuss the joys of working with the immortal Elisabeth Shue, who plays Sheriff Julie Forester! http://4rd.ca/aaabCi

Novak: "There are thousands of them and they are pissed!" http://4rd.ca/aaabCA

.Piranha 3D was even more glorious upon second viewing. I can't wait until the Blu Ray arrives so we can watch it in all of is gory glory.

What's the most effective Piranha-killing weapon you can think of? A razor net? A couple tons of TNT? http://4rd.ca/aaabEb

Download Piranha straight from iTunes so you can watch the laughs, tears, girls, and dismembered members anywhere! http://4rd.ca/aaabE2

Check out more stills from Piranha! Which is your favorite? http://4rd.ca/aaabFQ

Who was the funniest character in Piranha? Jerry O'Connell, Christopher Lloyd, Eli Roth, Paul Scheer? http://4rd.ca/aaabHz

Watch Piranha director Alexandre Aja discuss one of his stars, Steven R. McQueen! http://4rd.ca/aaabI9