Don’t sing, it sounds bad #totp

Thank you Joe for your incredibly helpful Holland and Barratt review.

it’s almost like that’s the main reason they do it

I’ve come to the office for some Friday peace and quiet and there are some cunts yapping their heads off

Did somebody say beveragino?

lots of similarly boring cunts in the replies, no doubt also getting cuckolded

some bloke on the tube is wearing a little badge that says SAFE WITH ME. sorry but that has the complete opposite effect and makes you look like a massive danger

Echo and the Bunny Girls #totp

This makes Fat Les look like Tchaikovsky #totp

so cringe how UK boybands had to pretend they were American even if they came from Pontefract #totp

ooh a Pulp song that isn’t about getting fingered in the back of a Datsun or something #totp

I don’t want to see a ghost, I’d rather have a piece of toast. ICONIC #totp

Really makes you think #totp

Where’s Anna 😥

#totp In 9 years he went from She Bangs The Drums to this.Sad

Keith Allen has released a torrent of evil upon this planet and must be stopped #totp

I actually prefer a jalfrezi #totp

Marti Webb klaxon #totp

Are those your mother’s cataract glasses? #totp

Mr Vain is on #TOTP Chris