Philipp Dunkel🦋 (@pipobscure) 's Twitter Profile
Philipp Dunkel🦋

@pipobscure

he/him 🇦🇹🇪🇺 JavaScript Infrastructure & Tooling at Bloomberg. Humanist Human. Opinions are always my own.

Off to greener pastures and bluer skies.

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🚀 Ready to level up your #NodeJS game? Join JMS at #NodeConf2024, Nov 4-6 at the stunning Waterford Castle Resort ! 🌟 Expect inspiring speakers, hands-on workshops, and a vibrant community. 🌐👨‍💻 #NodeConf #JavaScript #castle Tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx

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🚀 Excited to announce @[email protected] & get off this nazi website as #NodeConfEU speakers! They'll dive into Node.js multithreading with Atomics, Workers & SharedArrayBuffers. Are the trade-offs worth it? Find out! 📊 Get tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #JavaScript #NodeJS #atomics #waterfordcastle

🚀 Excited to announce <a href="/tlhunter/">@tlhunter@mastodon.social</a> &amp; <a href="/bengl/">get off this nazi website</a> as #NodeConfEU speakers! They'll dive into Node.js multithreading with Atomics, Workers &amp; SharedArrayBuffers. Are the trade-offs worth it? Find out! 📊 
Get tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #JavaScript #NodeJS #atomics #waterfordcastle
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Excited to have Geoffrey Booth at #NodeConfEU2024! 🚀 He’ll explore detecting ES module syntax and the journey behind --experimental-detect-module! Secure tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeJS #JavaScript #webdeveloper #waterfordcastle

Excited to have Geoffrey Booth at #NodeConfEU2024! 🚀 He’ll explore detecting ES module syntax and the journey behind --experimental-detect-module! Secure tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx
#NodeJS #JavaScript #webdeveloper #waterfordcastle
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🚀 Excited that @mikolalysenko, Principal #Software #engineer Socket will speak at #NodeConfEU 2024 on #AI-Powered Malware Hunting! Discover how Socket scans open-source packages with #AI. Secure your tickets now: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU #AI #Cybersecurity

🚀 Excited that @mikolalysenko, Principal #Software #engineer  <a href="/SocketSecurity/">Socket</a> will speak at #NodeConfEU 2024 on #AI-Powered Malware Hunting! Discover how Socket scans open-source packages with #AI. 
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#NodeConfEU #AI #Cybersecurity
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🚀 #Workshop Alert! 🚀Join Cody Zuschlag 📣 CityJS Athens at NodeConf EU for Modern Testing with #Node.js: Hands-On with the New Test Runner! 💻Learn: 🛠️ Node.js v22 test runner ⚙️ Replace frameworks 👀 Use --watch🧑‍💻 Integrate TypeScript #NodeConfEU #NodeJS #Testing #TypeScript #DevCommunity

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Excited for NodeConf EU 2024 at the stunning Waterford Castle Resort this #November! 🏰🌐 Get ready for cutting-edge #talks, networking, and tech magic in an unforgettable setting! See you there! Tickets bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU24 #WaterfordCastle #TechAtTheCastle #November

Excited for <a href="/NodeConfEU/">NodeConf EU</a>  2024 at the stunning <a href="/Waterfordcastle/">Waterford Castle Resort</a> this #November! 🏰🌐 Get ready for cutting-edge #talks, networking, and tech magic in an unforgettable setting! See you there! Tickets bit.ly/3V9ZIcx
#NodeConfEU24 #WaterfordCastle #TechAtTheCastle #November
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🚀Ready to build your own ChatGPT-like bot? Join @sterntwena for a crash course in AI! Learn about LLMs, Generative AI, RAG, and more as we build a Node.js AI bot that answers tough questions. Get hands-on with AI APIs and level up your apps! #AI #NodeJS #Chatbot #LLM #waterford

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🚀 Ready for NodeConf EU 2024? 🏰 See why Matteo Collina says you can’t miss it this November at @waterfordcastle! Why Attend? Hands-on #workshops, fresh #Nodejs insights, and #networking in a stunning setting! Secure your spot now! 👇bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU #Tech

Ashley Claymore (@acutmore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today, I'm releasing a TypeScript compiler called ts-blank-space 🎈 We use this at Tech At Bloomberg to perform type-stripping on a modern subset of TypeScript. It's written in TypeScript and is fast because it uses whitespace to enable work-skipping. bloomberg.github.io/ts-blank-space

Today, I'm releasing a TypeScript compiler called ts-blank-space 🎈

We use this at <a href="/TechAtBloomberg/">Tech At Bloomberg</a> to perform type-stripping on a modern subset of TypeScript.

It's written in TypeScript and is fast because it uses whitespace to enable work-skipping.

bloomberg.github.io/ts-blank-space
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🚨 Win a FREE Ticket to NodeConf EU 2024! 🚨 Join us at Waterford Castle Resort for an adventure: 🎤 35 Node.js Speakers 🎶 Irish Music & Karaoke 🧘‍♀️ Wellness Workshop 🎮 Games Room 🍽️ Meals included! To Enter: 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Retweet 3️⃣ Tag a friend! #NodeConfEU 📅 Winner announced Mon!

@molisani.bsky.social (@zairex) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm excited to announce Stricli, a brand new #opensource framework for building type-safe, lazy-loaded CLI applications with #TypeScript. We developed this framework for our internal CLIs at Tech At Bloomberg, and now we want to share it with the world. bloomberg.github.io/stricli/blog/i…

I'm excited to announce Stricli, a brand new #opensource framework for building type-safe, lazy-loaded CLI applications with #TypeScript.

We developed this framework for our internal CLIs at <a href="/TechAtBloomberg/">Tech At Bloomberg</a>, and now we want to share it with the world.

bloomberg.github.io/stricli/blog/i…
Philipp Dunkel🦋 (@pipobscure) 's Twitter Profile Photo

...and then they destroyed all the weapons and made peace so that they could deal with climate change... Shhhh, don't worry sweety, it's just a nightmare.

...and then they destroyed all the weapons and made peace so that they could deal with climate change...

Shhhh, don't worry sweety, it's just a nightmare.
Joyee Cheung (@joyeecheung) 's Twitter Profile Photo

require(esm) has been enabled by default on v23 🎉 please try it out and report any regressions found to help us fully stabilize it. We expect to test it on v23 for a while and smooth out potential regressions before unflagging it on v22 in a later semver-minor release

November (@postoctobrist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just setting aside trans patients for a second, I know far too many trans healthcare workers who have given the NHS everything they have and they deserve better than to be humiliated at the hands of this sneering little cunt

Philipp Dunkel🦋 (@pipobscure) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So sad to hear that you can't join us. Thankfully we managed to convince the great Jean Burellier to fill the void you're leaving. I hope you feel better soon and I'm looking forward to that article!

Philipp Dunkel🦋 (@pipobscure) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can someone tell Graham Norton Show to shut the fuck up and stop making inappropriate jokes about people when commenting on Eurovision. He’s just being a cunt to people and not adding anything of value.