For all that is holy, our nightly prayers have been answered. The emptiness in our hearts since that fateful 2022 summer will be no more. The endless sorrow and longing will cease and our thirst will be no more. Thank you Busch.

Asking for a friend, will gold bond work on a hemorrhoid

Cole slaw on a pulled pork sandwich is the best way to make yall self some bbq, had the kids this weekend, Bobby Joe and Sparticus can’t wait for some more, also why the fuck does Timothy charlamant always look so damn moist like he just crawled out the womb.

I don’t know what the hell Gavin softcock is talkin bout with caffeine and nicotine, all that does is make me blow a crater through my commode

Dear lord help me a twak of banquets, half a cheesecake, and a jar pickles was a hell of a ride but I’m paying for it