x.com/nypost/status/… She charges women $5k to "test boyfriends". Imagine your insecure nagging girlfriend rewarding you with a blonde with big knockers before leaving while also being $5k broker as a result.

Afterwards, you gotta tell the kid " me and MJ are gonna have a hell of a time. And by MJ, I mean your mom."

Uber needs to add a cat driver option to their pick up list. At least when the cat gets into an accident, I won't be totally upset.

Projected path of Hurricane Erin.

x.com/mask_bastard/s… Soon we'll have sex robots and pregnancy robots. Total female replacement. If all of you beg men for forgiveness, you won't get the Stepford treatment.

x.com/Dexerto/status… Cheaters when they realize they can get full monetization and preferential treatment from Twitch from one simple trick.

I want to get one of these and then put an AI video of a woman walking around inside of the crystal ball screaming for help to be released. Or an AI video of a demon begging whoever is around him to shatter the crystal and free him.

x.com/Wario64/status… They're about to find out that just because weirdos on Twitter claim it's a masterpiece doesn't mean they'll buy expensive, overpriced merch like Star Wars, Harry Potter and Blizzard fans will.

x.com/Wario64/status… Id like to be wrong but I can't imagine this being any good after how many revisions it's gone through. They also cut down all the clans to a handful of playable.

x.com/Wario64/status… You can tell how absolutely f'd this economy is when we're still getting CoD releases on last gen this late into the current gen cycle. We're 2 years away from PS6 and half of Sony's install base can't afford to upgrade to PS5.

No one's obsessed with you or Ian Anisa. You're both cautionary tales. Two people others point at to say, "At least I'm not them." The few times you and Ian had major opportunities to get ahead ended thanks to your spiteful antics.

24 year old man knocks up his 19 year old GF and marries her. Most normal people would see this as as the man being a responsible adult taking care of his wife. Except for zoomers on TikTok who judge relationships entirely on age gaps now.

I was hoping Mark Hamill would have an epiphany of some kind after being run out of Bluesky of all places. Instead, he just hits the gas pedal even harder on the crazy mobile and said Trump almost made him k*ll himself.