I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. - Charlie Chaplin

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out. - Francis Bacon

Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her. - Benjamin Franklin

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy #quotes

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked. - Voltaire #quotes

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. - George Orwell

The best of men cannot suspend their fate: The good die early, and the bad die late. - Daniel Defoe #quotes

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. - Socrates #quotes

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. - Benjamin Franklin

Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle #quotes

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil. - William Shakespeare

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny #quotes

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman #quotes

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. - Malcolm X

If you can accept losing, you can't win. - Vince Lombardi #quotes

Ability is of little account without opportunity. - Lucille Ball #quotes

Every thought derives from a thwarted sensation. - Emile M. Cioran

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns #quotes