Ok time to move the capital back to Philly. Let’s see these fuckers say hi to Gritty. yes I’m bringing #Gritty back.

My main concern right now is if Biden's replacing all the toilets in the White House.

My cat ain't no commie-lovin' fruitcake. He's crossing an all American, union made concrete and steel suspension bridge when he dies.

#sidepart or #middlepart? You can tell you’re old if you like the smell of lettuce. Hint I do!

i don’t like half the tweets on here

can u like this tweet trying to raise awareness on twitter

slice cabbage is on my to do list this weekend so that’s how I’m doing living in the greatest city in the world NYC 4eva no punctuation like the kids yes? Oops.

3/10/21 first ringing of mister softee in nyc. global warming is real

toenails are just like sourdough you take a bit off and throw it away but it keeps coming back. imagine if you could make toenail bread! you'd never be hingry

oh no this just means more Texans nytimes.com/2021/09/01/us/…

I'd rather be healthy than be as thin as the plot of #nineperfectstrangers

using an IRL mirror to feel inadequate #igdown

70 years on the throne?!! girl you need to eat more fiber! #PlatinumJubilee

#TheStaircaseHBOMax had its ups and downs

SCOTUS just stripped EPA of power. Climate related disasters will kill far more people around the world than any "lives" (aka balls of cells) you're saving with rolling back Roe. Oh wait, you don't actually care about people once they exit a uterus. All good!

A beautiful, fickle young lady of marriage age in the 17th century court of Louis XIV at Versailles with her choice of 57 handsome and wealthy suitors: My bluetooth earbuds I'm trying to pair: Hold my beer

enough with Joe Pera i'm just waiting for #EvanPeters to lure one of his victims with a delicious bass while wearing a #voteforpedro t-shirt

Highlights from my weekly call w/ mom: “Why apple picking? What do all these people do with bushels of apples??” “What’s someone who lives in a NYC apartment gonna do with all those apples? They’ll be rotten!” “Two years ago I would have gone {apple picking} in a heartbeat.”

I’ve called New York City 311 several times to report violations on a certain building to the NYC DEP Police and they ignored every call. Now the building is on fire two doors down from my business. Our livelihood, and more importantly, our lives are now in danger. Thanks City of New York Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani