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Gaius.

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โWoah, watch the merchandise! This chocolate bar's worth more than that sickle you call a sword!โž #FERP {S:}

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"Right about now is when everyone in camp is getting shut-eye." ('A trip to the mess hall for a midnight snack will be cake, then.')

"Right about now is when everyone in camp is getting shut-eye."

('A trip to the mess hall for a midnight snack will be cake, then.')
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โ€œIโ€™ve been taking down all the candy cane decorations the Shepherds have been setting up in camp. Itโ€™s too early, you know?โ€ (โ€˜..The Real reason is theyโ€™re easy pickings.โ€™)

โ€œIโ€™ve been taking down all the candy cane decorations the Shepherds have been setting up in camp. Itโ€™s too early, you know?โ€

(โ€˜..The Real reason is theyโ€™re easy pickings.โ€™)
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โ€œBack up a second. Youโ€™re all.. /eating/ mistletoe?โ€ โ€œWhatever floats your boat, I guess, if it puts me closer to seconds on the good stuff.โ€

โ€œBack up a second. Youโ€™re all.. /eating/  mistletoe?โ€

โ€œWhatever floats your boat, I guess, if it puts me closer to seconds on the good stuff.โ€
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"Well then? That sounds like plenty to me." "Take it from me; in my line of work, it wasn't so rare to spend a holiday alone or holed up somewhere." "It doesn't have to be like that here with the shepherds, is what I'm saying."

"Well then? That sounds like plenty to me."

"Take it from me; in my line of work, it wasn't so rare to spend a holiday alone or holed up somewhere."

"It doesn't have to be like that here with the shepherds, is what I'm saying."
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"Yeah, I think we got that much." "Well, whatever you decide, I'll be sure to drop a ration of dessert by your tent. Choosing to go it alone is one thing, but a holiday without sweets? Uh-uh."

"Yeah, I think we got that much."

"Well, whatever you decide, I'll  be sure to drop a ration of dessert by your tent. Choosing to go it alone is one thing, but a holiday without sweets? Uh-uh."
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โ€œGift giving is a cinch. Just make something yourself.โ€ โ€œ..And source the ingredients somewhere โ€˜cheap.โ€™โ€

โ€œGift giving is a cinch. Just make something yourself.โ€

โ€œ..And source the ingredients somewhere โ€˜cheap.โ€™โ€
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โ€œIโ€™m a shoe in for a photo set! You can call my bit โ€˜body by chocolate.โ€™โ€ โ€œBut, come to think of itโ€” I donโ€™t know that itโ€™s possible anybody could get a shot of me doing anything other than wolfing down chocolate.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m a shoe in for a photo set! You can call my bit โ€˜body by chocolate.โ€™โ€

โ€œBut, come to think of itโ€” I donโ€™t know that itโ€™s possible anybody could get a shot of me doing anything other than wolfing down chocolate.โ€
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โ€œI guess that early bird saying is true.โ€ โ€œFirst in line, first to get at the choco flapjacks.โ€

โ€œI guess that early bird saying is true.โ€

โ€œFirst in line, first to get at the choco flapjacks.โ€
๐‘ด๐’‚๐’“๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’†๐’๐’๐’† { H } (@adiredamsel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“พ๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฐ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ; ๐“”๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ. ๐ŸŒท crack/lit. ๐ŸŒท (n)sfw. primarily sfw on tl. ๐ŸŒท ship w/ chem, no lean. #FERP #fearp #MVRP โ™ก & rts appreciated !

๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“พ๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฐ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ;
๐“”๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ. 

๐ŸŒท crack/lit.
๐ŸŒท (n)sfw. primarily sfw on tl. 
๐ŸŒท ship w/ chem, no lean.

#FERP #fearp #MVRP 

โ™ก & rts appreciated !
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Yeah? Great. There's plenty of cakes that count as breakfast. I would know. Ya got your pancakes, pound cake, honeyed biscuits, flat-bread tarts, filled donuts..

Yeah? Great.

There's plenty of cakes that count as breakfast. I would know.

Ya got your pancakes, pound cake, honeyed biscuits, flat-bread tarts, filled donuts..