“Yikes. Not even I would have a slice of that one, stumbles.”

“Eeuuuccchh! Who put RAISINS in this morning’s muffins? Warn a guy, will ya?”

(“ Yes! The decoys worked! “ )

“Morning. Early bird gets the gummy worm.”

"Right about now is when everyone in camp is getting shut-eye." ('A trip to the mess hall for a midnight snack will be cake, then.')

Gaius. "Ahem. Going somewhere?"

“I’ve been taking down all the candy cane decorations the Shepherds have been setting up in camp. It’s too early, you know?” (‘..The Real reason is they’re easy pickings.’)

“Back up a second. You’re all.. /eating/ mistletoe?” “Whatever floats your boat, I guess, if it puts me closer to seconds on the good stuff.”

"Alone? That kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?"

"Well then? That sounds like plenty to me." "Take it from me; in my line of work, it wasn't so rare to spend a holiday alone or holed up somewhere." "It doesn't have to be like that here with the shepherds, is what I'm saying."

"Yeah, I think we got that much." "Well, whatever you decide, I'll be sure to drop a ration of dessert by your tent. Choosing to go it alone is one thing, but a holiday without sweets? Uh-uh."

“Gift giving is a cinch. Just make something yourself.” “..And source the ingredients somewhere ‘cheap.’”

“I’m a shoe in for a photo set! You can call my bit ‘body by chocolate.’” “But, come to think of it— I don’t know that it’s possible anybody could get a shot of me doing anything other than wolfing down chocolate.”

🥧

"Why's everyone wasting perfectly good candy on pranks? That's borderline criminal if you ask me."

“I guess that early bird saying is true.” “First in line, first to get at the choco flapjacks.”

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 ; 𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮. 🌷 crack/lit. 🌷 (n)sfw. primarily sfw on tl. 🌷 ship w/ chem, no lean. #FERP #fearp #MVRP ♡ & rts appreciated !

◈ & i thought i hadn't tweeted on Cordelia in a while.. my last gaius tweet is like exactly 1 year ago dsddslk

Cake for breakfast!?!?

Yeah? Great. There's plenty of cakes that count as breakfast. I would know. Ya got your pancakes, pound cake, honeyed biscuits, flat-bread tarts, filled donuts..