The karaoke in the boozer I’m in….. If you have me a gun with 8 bullets, I think I’d use them all on me

𝑁𝑜𝑡𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒́𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 ✨

Why can’t fuckin Amazon drivers just do their job? Yet another parcel “handed to resident” when there was nobody in and it’s nowhere to be seen! Cunts!

Just watched the John Candy documentary “I like me” Oh god….a good but tough watch

Not just a top drawer keeper…lad can knock up some panettone

I’ve been ill all over Christmas, I go back to work tomorrow and I thought that would fuck me off….oh no, along comes something else to make my head fall off

yet ANOTHER game we score first and then drop deeper and become defensive! Fuck off

Negative bollocks and it’s bit us

Chelsea getting praised for doing fuck all 🤷🏻‍♂️

No issues with the blowout scores in the cup last night. SL sides would normally be playing friendlies against the same opposition on this weekend. 13 teams are getting a nice payday from this cup change.

If you didn’t know Gary Neville, you wouldn’t have guessed he played for Manchester United with how far up City’s arse he is on commentary right now.

Remember when Saliba was given a yellow for a foul 50 yards away from goal but VAR made the ref change it to red?

Pretty much EVERYTHING went for city today but that’s how it goes!

Guardiola simply can’t have that much saliva in his mouth, that he has to constantly spit!

For those having a moan about the new Betfred Super League five man panel it’s really quite simple……… For decades, our players have just been better than yours! 👍🏻 Hope that helps

4 of the 10 directly outside the superleague spots are now in serious financial trouble. Would love to know if their impending troubles should have been picked up on during this grading process which was completed less than four months ago

Please get rid of the captains challenge, the cameras are wank! All we see is inconclusive

Brad O’Neill has to be m.o.m today, his work rate has been insane

The really need to bring in some kind of punishment around staying down for treatment and then counting because there’s never been anything wrong. That applies to every team too, it’s just ridiculous

It’s all on Arteta tonight! Sick of seeing the same pattern