Someone tell my gulu people that brunch is a late breakfast and early lunch combined. What is we have brunch but it will start in the evening and go till late night?

You just knew the Ugandan Var TV had to be in a metabolic box because it can be stolen mid-match.

Does this mean that the Nelson Mandela National Stadium has the biggest capacity in the world or are we just not concerned about public safety in Africa?

One color and 2 plants.

Kleptocracy is the type of government Museveni is running.

Attending things one is not invited for is a very serious disease of the mind in Africa that needs treating.

So you want 5 people to mark him like they do Bukayo instead?

But Gaetano where is Abby?

You are conflating being cool with affordability. These guys see her plans and know that unless they are a sugar daddy or a trust fan boy, they can't be a part of it.

Hello people who have gotten financial advice before, what percentage of our income should we be giving out as contributions?

Lol, I am not so excited about the return of the Premier League because I know by this time tomorrow we will all be complaining and abusing a referee and not even talking about any of the match.

How Chelsea managers to sign 11 new players and still field a similar unserious 10 players + Palmer after every transfer window needs to be studied.

Can't wait for Blackbeard to try to destroy the world with the Gura Gura no Mi and Luffy to casually counter it by making everything Rubber.

Supporting a Gyokeres hat-trick more than an Arsenal win because agenda is more important than points on the board.

Arsenal might have won the game but Man U won our hearts.

I have watched too much football to know that you can't judge how the season will go for Arsenal and Man U based on how they have played each other. Plus the home team always has an upper hand in this fixture.

Calafiori alone scored one goal at Man U, more than the entire Man U squad will manage against Arsenal this season.

They are playing at Nelson Mandela National Stadium there is no way the South Africans could have lost. They have a home-field advantage.

It is always Lilly in these stories because it is silly.

Breaking: Tottenham has refused to turn up for training because they have a gentleman's agreement with Eze and Crystal Palace that is not going to be honoured.