im ready for battle

want to delete my dating apps but then i think i might die alone bc im fucking mean to men who try to flirt to me in person😫

when i start barking too soon and i scare them away /: <//33

tattooed men r basically catnip 2 me

i feel like cool people who had cool parents are kind of cheating like you had a head start but ok

Obsessed with seeing everyone’s fucked up brows from 2016

why do men

how to find friends that don't secretly hate you:

sorry for not reaching out. i've been dealing with multiple demonic possessions.

shld i get a new kitten or shld i kms :3

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

🐾

i really love how cats are just like “wow this makes me so happy, i’m now gonna vibrate”

why does having a crush feel like being dismembered

my heart nd guts nd dignity r scattered across the floor

i don’t want a relationship i want a psychosexually tumultuous creative partnership that lasts a lifetime

My pussy has a mind of its own and it’s evil