I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.

Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month.

The Creation of a Movie Monster….Makeup Art, and Twisted Minds Collide - bit.ly/1NYerze

Sometimes I'm tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It's called an ATM.

Can we spend a day together? Just you and me?

I'm beginning to feel like I look in my driver's license photo

I'm a bi-polar tweeter. One day I'll tweet a lot, the next day I'll barely tweet at all.

Fact: It is impossible to jump into bed without smiling.

I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic.

Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.

It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies.

10 Money-Saving Tips Every College Student Needs To Know - bit.ly/1NYdPta

?Dad, I?m hungry.? ?Hi, Hungry. I?m DAD.? ?Dad, I?m serious.? ?I thought you were Hungry?? ?Are you kidding me?? ?No, I?m Dad.?

I can never remember if X is hug and O is kiss or if it's the other way around, so sorry if our tic-tac-toe game starts off a little weird.

It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers.

9 Pictures Which Have a Creepy Story. You Wond Believe! - bit.ly/1NYenj1

If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?

I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.

Rare Friendship : Male Bear And Female Wolf - bit.ly/1NYenPK