Ms. Voorhees did nothing wrong! If I left my son at a camp and expected him to have a fun safe time and he DROWNS in the lake while the counselors have SEX I’d be mad as hell too

Just going to save this image of Super Bowl ticket prices in my phone for any time anyone has anything to say about spending $1000 at Disney and it being ridiculous, unexpected and / or uniquely something people over spend money on.

I have to get rid of this app. It’s getting harder and harder to censor myself.

💜💚💛 There’s a fun new New Orleans streetmosphere band that made its debut yesterday at the Magic Kingdom called Nola and the Eighth Notes. They perform outside Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and perform songs from “The Princess and the Frog” and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure

I tripped on my way to work this morning. Must be the. Epic. Universe. Effect.

What year is this? 1999? This is dumb.

Magic Kingdom is trending, so here is a photo of a duck…a Disney Duck

Okay so this is the best iteration of Test Track. Feels purpose-built to the layout and not retrofit like the last one. Glad I didn’t watch a POV, cause I was pleasantly surprised by a few moments. AND THERES A PINE TREE SCENT 🌲

Whew boy! Hottest 4th of July we've seen in years! Crack open the sarsaparilla (sorry, we forgot - we're drinking root beer now!) and have a happy 4th of July, everyone! 🇺🇸

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped into the Top 30 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 41st consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.

I am terrified of the generations to come that stop using their deductive reasoning & ability to have free thought. Once capitalism gets it's talons into it your top ai searched things will just be sponsors that paid more than others to have their "query" response BELIEVED first.

Know what Walt would say about Tom Sawyer Island? WTF happened to my city of tomorrow, ya jerks?

Friendly reminder that THIS is in ADVENTURELAND.

Am I the oldest man on Twitter? Let me know what your favorite current WDW parks attraction is in the comments!

I’m sorry, but Epic looks about as fun as the Rainforest Cafe. Just outdoors with no shade and $12 blueberry muffins.

Walt built the animation courtyard arch with his own two hands. #savethearch

Save Star Wars Launch Bay at Hollywood Studios. Do it for your children and their children and their children and their children. 🇺🇸 🗽

The most evil Disney villains are guests who won’t shut up during attractions and shows. Maybe Villains land can set up a non-abrasive shooting gallery themed to them.

At Disneyland Park, in the Enchanted Tiki Garden they grow pineapples. These baby pineapples are grown on a bush. When a pineapple is ripe they get harvested. If they are not harvested quickly they can be enjoyed by local fauna such as rats.

close enough, welcome back buzzy