If we do not study the mistakes of the future, we are doomed to repeat them for the first time.

Trump has done more in his first 100 days than most presidents get done in 10 hours

A plateau is the highest form of flattery

Mountains are so big because they have no natural predators

From the dumpy potato to the succulent French fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food.

Life was simpler before they added the silent e

I heard the gov puts fluoride in toothpaste so don't brush your teeth

Now is the time for small men to forge themselves into even smaller men

LPT: Install pedals on your wheelchair incase your arms get tired

Shorten your lifespan so you can then endow yourself with a longer deathspan

The Eskimos have over 50 words for "snow" but not one of them is in English

Cows share a genetic ancestor with hamburgers

Hiltler could've been a great flower artist, but he chose the easy path.

The game of checkers is the thinking man's game of checker

If A=B+C, thbct bcn bclphbcbet cbcn chbcnge bbcsed on mbcth.

Don't vaccinate your kids, you'll save money when they don't live long enough to go to college.

In the average persons lifetime they will eat up to 7 doorknobs in their sleep.