regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶 the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶

Emerging from my offline basement to say only— I’m sorry to everyone who feels lonelier, more afraid, and less human today. Stay sharp enough to carve your path through the dark.

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

okay sure we all agree that newsroom was a terrible show. can we please put thomas sadoski in a sexy prestige drama so i can stare at him some more. thank you

that was me sorry i was very hungy

Eggers’ Nosferatu: I’m so good at Nosferatu that a grown-up let me do it in a grown-up theater when I was nine. I understand Nosferatu more than the guy who made the original. I invented Nosferatu Herzog’s Nosferatu: The AIDS crisis will happen in two years

disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery

POV: Baby Yoda is just capitalist Cheburashka. Discuss.

first the pizza and now this. smh altoona

everyone is claiming they fucked the UHC shooter. and you know what? i did too. we were married for 40 beautiful years.

there's too many threads on here now. i miss when we were succinct

really obsessed with this person who not only didn't know the song uptown girl was also scared of it

come on man

Every episode of 30 Rock contains one (1) immutable prophecy.

i'm literally soooo done with this place follow me in the other zone if you want to <3