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First they said sitting at work is killing you. Now they say standing at work isn't any better. So what's really killing us is WORK.....

I was watching the UFC for, like, an hour before I realized it was a Trump rally.....

: What do you call a yellow marshmallow candy chick who performs marriages? A Justice of the PEEPS!

Congrats to this year's Final Four: A team I didn't pick, a team I didn't pick, North Carolina, and a team I didn't pick.....

Hats off to whoever came up with the idea of dipping Styrofoam in sugar and selling it to kids as Peeps.....

A study has found the best pose to help you attract people in your online dating profile. Pose as someone with money.....

I think I saw a driverless car on Sunday. Or was it an old lady on her way to church?

"I have a lot on my plate right now." --Super busy people and Hometown Buffet customers.....

When you meet a pirate, it's best to avoid making any AAAYYEEE contact!

How do you drive a baby buggy? Tickle its feet

Spending the day taking down my Tax Day decorations.....

I wonder if two arsonists ever hooked up on Match.com.....

See what happens when life gives Beyoncé lemons. ....

Mission woman has this sign in her front yard. Interviewing her shortly on the decision to do this! #Election2016

If Ozzy and Sharon can't make it, is there hope for any of us? Spoiler Alert: Yes.....

Stop asking "Can you believe it's already May?" Yes, I can. I've got a calendar.....

One out of every 5 plants is threatened with extinction. Even sadder, none of them is kale.....

I'm so tired of people telling me how exhausted they are. ....

My dream is to someday write the great American Tweet. ....