Everyone talks about “effortless integrations.” Translation: 13 tabs open, hunting docs, praying Zapier doesn’t glitch mid-demo. Seamless means forgot-you-even-had-to-connect-it. If your API requires therapy, it’s not integration. It’s a trap.

“Deadline-driven” is just a fancy way to delay every decision till panic o’clock. If urgency is your only project manager, expect shipping sprint marathons, not real progress.

It’s pretty wild that all of our customers have been word-of-mouth to date.

My parents moved to Florida WITHOUT using Move AI, b/c she wanted to do a budget move. Tonight my Mom called: “You would’ve been cheaper. And way less stressful.” Then listed a Rube Goldberg of chaos: alarms, broken AC, panic attacks. She wants to film an anti-testimonial.

Move AI grew 3x from May->June. July is shaping up to be even bigger. Still small potatoes but gotta count the wins when we get em.

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Yes you are.

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In the last 2 days, there has been a disturbance in the force. A shift away from evil. The future is bright.

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