some guy in a fantasy league I'm in just posted his wife's tits to chat. Ok

Get bow mogged Sluggo

Dewey and Reese

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people are forgetting the ancient texts

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The only time I’ll allow someone speaking like Sephiroth is when the Pope does it

Maybe before the Pope starts lecturing this administration on religion, he should try watching Pulp Fiction. Does he even know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?

me aburría así que crucifiqué a netanyahu

my fav thing to do is say things like “thanks for what you do” or “handsome AND heroes???” to firefighters chilling outside their station. One time they invited me to sit in the truck and i thought it was going to be like a “all holes filled” thing but they were gentlemen

“WOAH BROTHER WHY AM I THIS COMPLEXION DUDE”

Jorge Jimenez could kill a man and they'd lock Matt Fraction up

“I don’t hate you” “So you hate me?!?”

Ha!don't worry, I'm used to it..Tynion run, then Zdarsky run, and now Fraction run, and all of them friends and brilliant professionals! but hey, here I am, still working 10-12h a day to try to ensure that in a few years, this will be remembered as the decade of Jiménez Batman!😎

I did a Superman cover! This is for Superman Unlimited issue 15 ! :D

Genuinely this might be a hiccup in translation because I don’t read “companion” as synonymous with “pet”, but with “friend.”

I don’t trust you if you don’t laugh after Leo’s double shit eater of falling 20 feet from a building and immediately getting tased

Also important horror comics are huge right now, pick up a random indie it’s horror this is larping not the omnibus stuff