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Even all the ilorin so acclaimed born celebrities are all fighting for a spot at the ojude oba.

Dare I ask? Is it Kwara state government that's sponsoring the Durbar 2025 or Femtech? Because so far, what I'm seeing is screaming LOW BUDGET for a state that brags too much.🙄

Rain rain Loni Durbar. Ok!

It's funny when some of my friends abroad text me and while having a conversation, you'll hear that it's not easy oo and that they just there alive and surviving. I'll just laughcry in like 7 different Nigerian tongues within 10secs as a response.

Abeg, nobody should quote egbon Farooq to my timeline. It's becoming an obsession. You'll should rest. He's not the only one at the festival.

Meanwhile, it's only two photos we've seen so far from this year's power packed, proudly sponsored Durbar. Oh! It's been raining. Drainage in that area is a mess. What a miss.🤗

Hahahaha. I was in JSS1. The news spread around evening on that fateful day, I was about to enter bus going home from school. We ended up not paying. It was a free ride. I've never seen Nigerians so happy at a demise.

We've seen the straw movie. Nothing spectacular. Next!

I hope this is not the part where I see, let's laugh at Yamal. Fgs, he's just a teenager.

Piers is the definition of on your mantle we shall stand or whatever they use to say in that Political party. He loves Ronaldo way too much 😂

Morata is the Judas 😂

I just remembered that old lady saying people don't know how expensive it is to be poor. #StrawNetflix Me:

So apparently, this last few weeks have been very busy for our president, he's received a lot of guests. These guest claims they were there "to engage in meaningful discussions on the nation's industrial development” Joke of the year!

At the point where you desperately need help and your strength is limited, may you find help.🙏

I just woke up and I'm hearing 18 million naira cake. In this economy. I ask again, where are you people seeing money from? 😩

A thief married a witch and gave birth to a prostitute. Now the question is who is going to stay home at night?

I saw a lot of new corps members at the park to travel by road earlier this morning to northern region and right there, they are looking frustrated and overwhelmed, journey hasn't even started. The high fares is sending them bonkers.

But seriously, I think the government should be responsible for the transportation of corps members to and from the orientation camp they're been deployed?

I don't trust those people that brags too much about how they might not be the best at cooking but they can make you bite your guts with their noodles. 🙄