I’m offering the PhD supervisor experience - I ignore you for 6 months then devastate you with my feedback

December 31st feels more like a deadline than a holiday tbh

Was it worth it? I'll let you decide that for yourself 😅

how a new paper feels until you start adding text to it

writing a thesis is proof that time flies also when you're not having fun

”AI will take our jobs” as someone who has spent years writing ten different versions of the same introduction, AI can have it

PhD is what happens when MSc students don’t go to therapy

The top 5 dramas of all time: 5. Game of Thrones 4. The Wire 3. Breaking Bad 2. The Sopranos 1. That time your paper got a weak reject

so if you don’t start finding reviewer 2 funny, you’ll have the same amount of reviewer 2 to deal with, and zero laughter

me going to my professor for guidance

Happy. Monday. So. Glad. To. Be. Back.

The total amount of pages I’ve written on my thesis

Academics are pessimistic every moment of their lives EXCEPT when estimating how many articles they'll grade on the plane

Say you’re not doing a PhD without saying you’re not doing a PhD

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need to uninstall Word

Friend: Do you think a lot about your current experiment outside of the lab? Me: I don't even think about my experiment in the lab.

Coming back to conference publications after a year of struggles in the scientific journal ecosystem

Junior PhD: “what if the experiment works?” Senior PhD: “what if the experiment fails?” Vibe PhD: *submits*