You need a life to have a work/life balance. Stop pretending and start meeting those KPIs!

Nothing like a terrible pun to brighten your day. 🥄🔪

These products are proven to realign your inner jade egg.

So proud of Alice and Phillip for their goop collab that just came out 😍😍😍 #vaginacandlecouldnever

I prefer mine with a drop of

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Silly minded proposition for Bath water: Body tea.

It's the new Mouldy Whopper.

Goodbye Phalice. Hello Alice and Phillip. Watch this space for something new...

🚨 New website alert! 🚨 Take a tour around Phalice HQ. Feel the smoothness of our campaigns, breathe in the sweet scent of our SMPs and listen to the dulcet tones of Phalice Radio, at phalice.com

It's still Phalice.com !

Phillip's friend looking at the site "Do you guys realise Phalice kind of sounds like phallus?" 🕵️🕵️🕵️

Find me in the checkout 😍😍😍

It might just work!

What a funny pair! Who are they?!

Our wee pencil has arrived!

First day at 3 Monkeys

Happy Cyber Monday youtube.com/watch?v=U9tn0E…

Now to explain to our mums what PR is...

Our website is now updated with our winning submission to the PRCA UK Young Lions Competition. You can check it out here: phalice.com/PRCA-Young-Lio…