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@ph9822

texas ex. future therapist. she/her.

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when i was in middle school my dad had a breakdown bc he found out the wife he was cheating on was also cheating on him so i didn’t see him for like two years but i DID watch parks and rec daily so i did see amy poehler about 600 times more than my dad those years

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only way this would be financially beneficial is if you pulled a Dee Reynolds and someone else takes custody of the baby after you get your money

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“apolitical” men CONSTANTLY want dates with liberal and leftist women so fucking bad it’s actually insane how much they refuse to understand/accept(??) the fact that their ability to disregard politics in relationships is hideously unattractive. you are ugly♥️

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i love having a gen z supervisor i love hearing them use “i want to kill myself” to describe minor inconveniences they’re just like me