“The guacamole, double steak Chipotle burritos loans are your AAA loans. Rock solid. But there’s a bunch of junk-rated McChicken loans packed in here. And if those default at 8%, then the entire bond fails”

me waiting for my friend to realize that i stole their phone:

The U.S. will begin revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

leon kennedy when the fbi tells his old ass he’s going back to raccoon city

the expedition 33 cast came out in full cosplay at IGN live 🥖🥹

The End 💀😂😂

apple is about to have their windows vista moment

me wondering why Pedro Pascal never has “anxiety” around his male co-workers

You never really know what’s happening in some people’s homes 😹

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car

just said gojira instead of godzilla

How they tryna make Trump look