Jesus Christ, this episode of The Simpsons on E4+1 has Neil Gaiman in it. Fuckin’ gross.

I cannot wait until this baked potato trend is over. Baked potatoes are gross and weird, the only reason people eat them is for the fillings. People should just grab a handful of tuna or cheese and eat that, forget the potato.

Who’s the fuckin gimp who just told Fuckwit that he’s doing a great job on immigration. Whoever asked him that should absolutely lose their job. Disgusting. Once again I’m just disgusted in the media in this country.

Hosting This Morning is like being the Doctor, everyone seems to be getting a go.

Catching up with the #LateShow from Wednesday…I don’t quite know how to ask this…is Liam Neeson ok? It seemed like he was being haunted by Joaquin Phoenix’s appearance on David Letterman. It was weird. #NakedGun #LiamNeeson #ColbertLateShow

Some of you may have noticed that I’m not posting any of my #EdFringe coverage here. Firstly Elon always suck it but secondly I’m getting so many spam bots that it’s impossible to try. If you ARE at Edinburgh Festival Fringe please email me Peter at petershow dot com and we’ll talk!

Hey Apple Support - why is Tim Cook a bitch? Why is he giving President Fuckwit shiny trinkets and toys? I want you to know that he will be known as Tim Cuck forever, the way he bent over for Donald is gross and as a company no tax break is worth it. You’ve killed your brand.

Please do watch and share our latest short film 🐺👩🏻‍🦰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🧚‍♀️

In a world where the Scottish film and TV industry is getting shafted, help Fraser out with a watch. It’s the least you can do.

Watching BBC News (UK) coverage of #EdFringe and Jesus wept. They really are scraping the basement of the bottom of the barrel aren’t they. As someone who’s been covering the Fringe for SIX YEARS it was a genuinely ridiculous display of pandering. Be better BBC News.

Hey Currys we need to talk.

I mostly use this for swearing at politicians now, but this interview I did with nedvanzandt about his show Del Valle Edinburgh Festival Fringe is genuinely one of my career highlights thus far. I’d like it if you’d watch it. youtu.be/lijw-wEYU18?si… Producer Victoria Elizabeth produces producingly.

Within the first half hour of being at Edinburgh TV Festival I’ve had a security guard harassing me because I didn’t come in the right door and I was told I couldn’t sit somewhere even though no one’s here for an event that doesn’t start for 45 minutes. Fabulous stuff.

See I've said R Y L A N is a prick for years. Welcome aboard the band wagon!

Rumours of the BBC dumbing down shows have been confirmed as I managed to get a clue on #OnlyConnect.

The Laoich - protectors of the Kingdom of Alba - train their Curaidh (Champions!) - to fight back against the evil Bealin’ Donald aka the Scottish Devil! Pre-order your digital and physical copy now at ko-fi.com/i/IA0A613LV0K #supportindiecomics #indiecomics #scottish #fairytales

In a world where people are getting stupider by the day The OED wants you to SUBSCRIBE. They want ten pound a month for you to use their site. Just when I think humanity has reached the bottom of the barrel there's a whole new barrel underneath. Unbelivable.