This is urgent! The Skeletons Club is trying to locate Shawn Peterson. This card was found in a closet and that's not okay.

What I'm having a hard time understanding is why honey butter isn't in everything.

It’s the anniversary of the electric-chair execution of George Junius Stinney, Jr. in South Carolina in 1944. He was 14, weighed 95 lbs, and had to sit on his Bible for his head to reach the metal helmet of the electric chair. 70 years later, he was exonerated. Lord, have mercy.

Hard to describe my feelings today when the high school I teach at had a Throw Back Thursday spirit day and every student dressed as if it was the 2000s.

The first meme I've really connected with.

My mind has just been blown. Time to finally get fit! #exerslide

.Brock Huard what's up with this photo of you? Crazy eyes! Anyway found this randomly, fun to read about 1994: the Sonics, Jay Buhner, and under the fold, Tom Flores.

Henri Cole in The New Yorker. “Yet the Earth remains constant, / tilting away from the sun and back, / like a robin to a bare branch.”

Learned this from Seattle Weather Blog: Seattle got 2 inches of rain YESTERDAY. Previous daily record was 1.22”. For reference, average monthly rainfall for January here is 5.24” — so that’s 38% of the month’s precipitation (one of our top 3 wettest months no less) in just one day.

I’m obviously cool now…. Wordle 206 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Somehow Twitter has decided I’m interested in seeing peoples posts about baseball cards and other trading cards. Tons of suggested posts about this topic. My middle school self is interested but my adult self IS NOT. Please help.

As someone born & raised in Odessa for roughly 1/3 of my life, who spent the other 2/3 in America, I know that most people don’t know much about Ukraine - which I get, I have many blind spots, so I thought I’d tweet some little basic things in case it helps make it real 🧵

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

NFL teams' records in their last 162 regular season games laid out like MLB standings

Would love to see a Mariners batter not start off 0-2. Seems to be the only count we know.

Andrés Muñoz Is such a beast

I will not be pulling up my keyboard to look between letters ever again. It has never been worth it.