Nigel fucking Farage bleating on Channel 4 right now. And then this:

For anyone who hasn't seen this beautiful video of a dog who has just been adopted, that look is precious

Jamie Carragher I’m a diehard Liverpool fan and my grandad was a united fan,we had the funniest banter over the years,unfortunately he died of cancer on tuesday morning after a long battle,and this was the surprise he left us with🤣feel free to retweet

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and - aftershave names for footballers... eg - Shithouse by Sergio Ramos... Booked by Lee Cattermole Early Bath by Alfredo Morelos...

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Brilliant 🤣

“I feared for my life” Manchester United captain Harry Maguire tells the BBC he thought he was being kidnapped when he was arrested in Greece last week bbc.in/32vJ4I7

Did anyone see the restaurant guy on BBC News earlier today? Look real close 😂

Peckham curfew.

IPSWICH TOWN FANS Pablo Couñago you still have our hearts ♥️

I generally don't do football opinions or threads as everyone else usually gets involved but today I will.

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RETWEET + let's try & make this happen! Bradley Lowery to present Chelsea with Premier League trophy when they play Sunderland this Sunday.

How has "gurning champion" Phil Jones made the England squad? More biase towards the big clubs

Amazing.