Wine caves Nothing but wine caves Those good and fine caves Don't let them end.

My goal for 2020 is to make it to 2021.

What if Trump said “Take her out” but just meant that he thought someone should take her out to the ball game? Take her out with the crowd? Buy her some peanuts and Cracker Jack? I’m pretty sure he didn’t care if she ever came back.

Nancy Pelosi obviously forgot the immortal words of Mel Brooks: "Don't tear paper."

A friend of mine recently pointed out that Britney Spears is older than Pete Buttigieg (by about a month). This should not be interpreted as an endorsement of any candidate, but I’d vote for her.

Keith just played with Mick and yet wasn't in the same room -- no doubt a dream come true!

On Jan. 1 of this year I tweeted, "My goal for 2020 is to make it to 2021." I thought I was joking.

Wait a minute -- Brie Larson and Alison Brie are not the same person?

Needing outfield help with so many players injured, the Mets have acquired Cameron Maybin. This gives them two players -- Maybin and Robert Gsellman -- whose names sound like something Jerry Lewis might have shouted.

Stephen! Stephen!!

I am a very bad person. I saw the words "No-one should have to go hungry" and my first thought was "'No one' doesn't take a hyphen."

Hh

For the record, I went to college in Iowa. It was nice, but I wouldn't call it heaven.

The MacArthur "genius grants" have just been announced. Once again, I didn't get one. I'm beginning to think my mother was lying when she said I'm a genius.

I want my Facebook back!

One of Trump's closest co-conspirators in the January 6 attempted coup has apparently disappeared and can't be served with Congress' subpoena. 🤔😈 cnn.com/2021/10/05/pol…

So...Trump was on a plane owned by an *unnamed donor* from Utah...over the Gulf of Mexico...and suddenly had to turn around and land? Because engine trouble? Do I have that correct? 🧐 washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/03…

Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget, Louie Anderson, The Amazing Johnathan, and now Gilbert Gottfried-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Better yet: Pence deserves eternal opprobrium for his cowardly failure, for many weeks before January 6, 2021, to concede an election he knew he lost.

K