The Doctor is in!

Happy #InternationalWomensDay stay off the roads whenever possible.

Two of the least liked franchises in baseball #ATLvsSD

This is what retardation looks like.

Weird how Austin Metcalf's father was asked to leave the press conference but managed to not stab anyone in the heart

Dodgers lost, Kings lost, and Lakers lost. I blame LeBron.

How Shedeur went into those GM interviews

Doris Burke is why I’m not watching the #NBAFinals.

This is how old women who have made horrible life choices spend their weekends.

Hopefully the tsunami clears all the homeless off of Waikiki Beach. The last time I was in Honolulu, I had to step over way too many homeless bums.

Don’t worry, the 3rd knuckle is a pleasure knuckle.

The leading cause of ass cancer is anal sex, Van der Beek is going to have a hard time denying these rumors.

I was told by CNN and MSNBC that Iran’s uranium enrichment facility would be up and running by now.